What do you do?

As a grad student working on NLP how do you explain what you are working on, to friends and family? I inevitably end up referring to the Google search engine even though what I do is quite far from IR. Actually, thats not true. These days IR seems to consume everything but thats another story.

This reminds me of a funny conversation at CLSP recently:

Sanjeev is telling us about an incident where a concerned parent of a young child with a speaking disability is asking him for his opinion. Apparently, she is confused about "Language and Speech Processing" in CLSP.

Keith butts in: "Run a few more iterations of EM and he'll be fine."

A song on parsing

We all know Jason's love for parsing from his work but it takes a different level of dedication to write a Valentine's Day song about parsing.

As Jason says, "Parsers just want to be appreciated, like everyone else."

Funny bone

The frequentist exclaimed, "All your Bayes are belong to us!" to which the Bayesian responded, "Well, it depends."